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[13 Feb 2010|12:23pm] |
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Something's in the soil. Nasty, like rotten eggs.
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[20 Oct 2009|01:28am] |
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It's so cold..
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[14 Oct 2009|12:06am] |
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I'm so cold and so tired! A lot of my leaves are yellow and orange now, and everything seems to move so slowly. I miss all the children who came to play in the park, now they have to go to school. I'm lonely. It's so cold.
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[14 Aug 2009|02:49am] |
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I want to play hopscotch! And I want some bubblegum.
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[17 Jul 2009|08:54pm] |
Mortals are so cuuuute! There were two of them in the park the other day, two boys! Going at it just like the beautiful ones back home. Not as pretty as you, Adonis, but sometimes it's hard to remember. I hear now that mortals made their own big gray flying birds that can take you anywhere you want. Before I stopped being able to leave the park, I tried to go home, but I couldn't.
I guess what I'm saying is that I wonder why my Rudolph took me here. Home would be warmer. I miss my sisters.
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[08 Jul 2009|04:30pm] |
I don't like the fourth of July, my nose still itches and the whole park smells like gunpowder. Plus, when they were setting those nasty things off, there were sparks in my tree!
Everybody knows that the proper way to celebrate is with wine and an orgy, not explosives. I don't know why these mortals are so dumb.
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[09 Jun 2009|01:06pm] |
I saw them! Flying up in the sky! They looked so nice! Castor is sooooo dreamy! I wish he was a girl! Does this mean that we get to run and be free again? It's summertime! But none of these mortals play properly!
Now there's only pigeons and seagulls in the sky! But they look nice, too!
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[06 Jun 2009|02:20pm] |
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There's a new gardener for my park! Her name is Celia, and she's soooooooo cute! She's dark like the people from the really, really big continent, and her hair is in these cute little braids. She wears really bright clothes and she's already plants oodles and oodles of real pretty flowers with BIG LEAVES and lots of petals. I like petals!
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[17 May 2009|01:19pm] |
Today I was playing in the park with a pretty little redhead boy who got away from his nanny. He was very nice, he almost looked just like my Rudolph when he was younger, except the nanny called him a very ugly name with too many consonants. I showed him the glen I made in the park and I told him he could come back whenever he wanted. And then the police showed up so I had to give him back, but that was alright, I went into my tree and then glamored their asses so they wouldn't chase me anymore.
What is a Ford and why does it Model?
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[07 May 2009|08:52am] |
It's spring! It's SPRING. I hate ALL OF YOU.
It's so cold!
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[04 May 2009|07:45am] |
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I need somebody to go to the apple store for me.
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[21 Apr 2009|07:40am] |
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THUNDERSTORM! WARM! SPRING! SIXTY-FIVE! YAAAAY!
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[07 Apr 2009|12:05pm] |
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This spring sucks. We have decided that we will not bloom until it is sixty degrees. So there. Enjoy your ugly naked branches, pissants! No blooming! No more blooming! Suck it!
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[01 Apr 2009|07:52am] |
Worst. Spring. Ever! It's so cold!
I can feel my growth getting stunted already!
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[19 Mar 2009|09:18am] |
No one is free of guilt, it seems.
I have seeds, where is my Queen of Spring?
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[15 Mar 2009|11:27am] |
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There's something new in my park! Another tree! Another tree! Someone like me!
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[10 Mar 2009|12:57pm] |
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I really liked Bryn! She knew a lot of stuff and her hair was really nice!
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[07 Mar 2009|11:18pm] |
Today in the park some girls made a hopscotch thingy in the hard part of the park. The black stuff got really warm and made my feet feel nice. They said doing the hopping on my hands was cheating, but it's not my fault if I'm good at cartwheels!
and hopscotch
and girls!
I meet Bryn tomorrow! It'll be so much fun! More fun than Heracles, even!
I like mortals. They're squishy.
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[02 Mar 2009|08:32pm] |
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I don't want the thunder king to play. I want the sun back. I had to stay in my tree all day and I hope it stops raining soon because my mac doesn't like it.
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[26 Feb 2009|03:30pm] |
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I'm bored. I want someone to play with me.
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